March 2011
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LADIES, JUST PRESS PLAY. YOU ALREADY KNOW ;D
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“There are eight hundred and seventy two songs in here and I’ve listened to...”
– V for Vendetta (2006)
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s4mm4n replied to your post:
LOOOOLWHAT.
IT HAPPENED. And he had so many! When he pushed the button fast enough, it was like a little movie of cock. I was sitting there like, O ___ O I also noticed that his clothes changed in the pictures. So either that guy takes a lot of pictures of his cock, or my friend cams with him a lot.
By the way, for whomever is interested, here’s the gif I...
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reblog if you like boobies
cyanide-lithium:
The awkward moment when your gay best friend is...
[insert relevant gif here]
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s4mm4n:
I know there’s no way I can convince you this is not one of their tricks, but I don’t care: I am me. My name is Valerie. I don’t think I’ll live much longer and I wanted to tell someone about my life. This is the only autobiography that I’ll ever write, and God, I’m writing it on toilet paper.
I was born in Nottingham in 1985. I don’t remember much of those early years, but I do...
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Anonymous asked: What do you mean about my timing? Is that a bad thing?
What other reasons are there? I was in a long distance relationship once. My boyfriend never talked to me first, and I felt like I annoyed him if I tried to strike up a conversation. He always blamed me for the lack of communication. Actually, he blamed my new job for it. Anyway, I decided not to talk to him first for as long as...
What other reasons are there? I was in a long distance relationship once. My boyfriend never talked to me first, and I felt like I annoyed him if I tried to strike up a conversation. He always blamed me for the lack of communication. Actually, he blamed my new job for it. Anyway, I decided not to talk to him first for as long as...
onehelloworld:
My Life Is A Canvas
I’ve always...
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Anonymous asked: I just remember you saying that you don't get to talk very often. I wasn't trying to offend anyone or anything...
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Anonymous asked: Why do you think that you and your girlfriend don't talk very often?
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Anonymous asked: Do moose wonder around the towns in Canada all the time like deer do in the US?
Making sexual noises and all I'm doing is eating.
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Watchdearscarlet:
Dear Scarlet, You’re getting really good at recognizing your letters.
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If there is anyone in the whole world who has eyes that say, ‘Please fuck me’ all the time, it is definitely the guy who decided to stay in the store after it closed today. I was so pissed off with him because he was just wandering through all casual and I wanted to go home. Alas, when he walked up to my till and looked at me with his eyes, all was forgiven. I wouldn’t have...
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Anonymous asked: What if your girlfriend and the person who didn't return your love had an affair? Like, the girl that's straight decided she was gay and something happened between them. (Clearly that wouldn't happen, but yea.) Would that be worse than her cheating on you with some random person?
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Anonymous asked: How would you feel or react if you found out your girlfriend was showing interest in someone else? What if she was cheating on you?
I know you wont want to answer this, but I'm genuinely curious to know how you would react to something like that. Hope this doesn't put a damper in your mood.
I know you wont want to answer this, but I'm genuinely curious to know how you would react to something like that. Hope this doesn't put a damper in your mood.
